2008 resolutions

OK for real now - Happy New Year! Goodbye 2007, as with this hang over it is nothing a champagne breakfast cannot fix. Only 2 problems with the day so far...

First - thermometer is registering a balmy -1 degree F this AM

Second - I have to return to work tomorrow. I have got a jump on that and burned out 2 razors who made a valiant effort to remove a weeks worth of growth from my face. But still getting up a 0600 to sit in a cold car for an hour until I get to a job with 10 days worth of back log to get through... and you wonder I don't take more vacations.

Plans for the day... as little as possible. I might venture out and grab a cache if the temp hits double digits. Start 2008 out with a little road trip, but other than that I am planning on getting to know my oversized chair a little better.

So now for those that care my New Years Resolutions... most of which I will break before I go to bed tonight.

I Hereby resolve not to be as judgemental to all the incompetant high school drop-outs and "Millenial Learners" I have to deal with through out the day. To do this I will keep repeating the line "Someone has to deliver my pizza, someone has to deliver my pizza."

I hereby resolve to lose 50 pounds by 2009. I have a surgery schedules in exactly 366 days to remove my left leg if I cannot manage this on my own.

I hereby resolve actually take a real vacation this year. A week without work was nice, but staying home and doing laundry for a week was not exactly what I had planned.

I hereby resolve to work on my patience and tolerance to those I encounter with stupid problems, diva attitudes, or suffer from brain deficiency. These people make up the bulk of my business and pay for my toys. Waging a mental war against the unarmed is a waste of my time, and cuts into my paycheck.

That is enough for now - the champagne is apparently wearing off, so I hope there is some left, or I will need to finish off the bottle of motrin by tonight.