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Another night where I have so much to do that I am sitting here doing nothing. You know it is bad when you are reading about some dude that is coating himself in vaseline and leaving "butt prints" on store front windows.

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Authorities in Valentine, Neb., have been on the lookout since November for the vandal who has approached several storefronts at night and, apparently with Vaseline smeared over his nude body, pressed himself against windows and doors. A radio station called the person "the buttcheek bandit" (although some speculate there may also be a copycat). Asked Valentine police chief Ben McBride, "Who in their right mind would do something like that?" [Omaha World-Herald, 11-12-07] (Taken from http://www.newsoftheweird.com/)

OK there is even a copycat. THANK YOU Ma & Pa for leaving that sick town and moving us out to the middle of nowhere.

Going to a work sponsored Pre-Superbowl party tomorrow. S'posed to dress up - everyone is asking what I am doing. Right now, honestly - I have squat. Too damn cold to body paint. Too damn cheap to have any Pro-football regalia. So I will have to improvise. Might skip work for extra thinkin time. It is also our awards banquet so I will probably be tanked before I get there and have to figure out how long I have to stay to drive the hour back home.

MANic'S SupERboWL PreeDiCTIOn ---- While I will be rooting for the Giants the entire game, and they have a legit chance, my Brain says go for the Pat's. But here are my reasons the Giants deserve to win.

1. Way too many people are jumping on the BEST EVER Pat's bandwagon, It would be hilarious to rub it in all of their faces if they lose.

2. New Yorkers were shopping for a QB in November cuz Eli was on the way out.

3. Randy Moss will never deserve a Superbowl Ring.

4. Pretty boy Brady is getting a little too cocky.

5. The 3 weeks of press about the upset will knock Hillary off the front pages of every newspaaper.

6. I am tired of hearing "one game at a time"